Thursday, April 24, 2014

Orange is the New Black cast for EW

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entertainmentweekly:

The ladies of Litchfield are back! Get a sneak peek at season 2 of Orange Is the New Black in this week’s issue.Photo credit: Ruven Afanador for EW. 

entertainmentweekly:

The ladies of Litchfield are back! Get a sneak peek at season 2 of Orange Is the New Black in this week’s issue.

Photo credit: Ruven Afanador for EW. 

patrickcherub:

All I want is for a boy to look at me and think “wow she is so cute she gives me a boner but I also want to make her soup”

bloomedesert:

OH MY GOD I HAVE FOUND THE GIF OF MY LIFE

bloomedesert:

OH MY GOD I HAVE FOUND THE GIF OF MY LIFE

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guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

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tensioned:

there should be an award for the people who

  • finish a whole tube of chap stick without losing it
  • finish the shampoo and conditioner at the same time

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mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

Cosmo sex tip #368

cosmo-sex-tips:

Pour Diet Coke into your vagina and tape Mentos to his dick for a real sexplosion.

You only missed my voice
when nobody else called you.
Y.Z, A ten word story on being a second choice  (via scrapedpalms)

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somegirloverthere:

funny. | via Tumblr en We Heart It.

somegirloverthere:

funny. | via Tumblr en We Heart It.

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lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

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sassively:

exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest:

Things that need to be more affordable:

-plane tickets

-whole, natural foods

-gas

-workout clothing

-phone bills

-University (education) tuition

Things that need to be more expensive:

-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket

-cigarettes

-alcohol

more things that need to be more affordable:

-tampons/pads

-bras

-medical treatment

-concert tickets

more things that need to be more expensive:

-fines on DUIs

-crocs

Wednesday, April 23, 2014
in dreams, i meet you in warm conversation...

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